Why does it seem like everyone who IS a Drama Queen doesn’t believe it? But, before we continue, allow me to clarify. I’m not talking about your wannabe Drama Queens; those who own multiple articles of pink clothing complete with sequins that spell “Brat,” “Diva,” or “If the Tiara Fits…” I’m talking about true, everyone is against her, should win an Oscar for any one of her daily emotional outburst, could likely end up on the Maury Show, brand of Drama Queens.
We all know one. And we all avoid her. (Sorry I keep saying her. It’s merely for brevity’s sake ;) No…really.)
And have you ever realized that you can’t TELL a Drama Queen that they’re being a Drama Queen? They simply don’t hear it. I am convinced that there is some unknown gene only present in spoiled little diva’s minds that make them incapable of hearing those words. So, don’t waste your breath. Because if you accidentally push too hard in trying to convince a Drama Queen that they are being overly dramatic, you will, in effect, end up being PART of one of their daily dramatic tirades! And it will be your fault. Because any one of the 750 plus negative events that may happen in her life on a daily basis are ALWAYS someone else’s fault.
So, what do you do when a true Drama Queen at Walmart cuts you off with her buggy three times, blocking the entire aisle while arguing with someone on the phone about how screwed up her life is and how it’s all her soon to be ex-boyfriend Ronnie’s fault that her life sucks and she has no friends and her dog ran away and her car won’t start because Ronnie’s the one who usually fills up the car but he’s so selfish he can’t even text her five times a day because he’s working? Write a blog I suppose.
And for all of you genuine, authenticated, “this blog makes me angry” type Drama Queens out there…You’re absolutely right about everything, and the world IS out to get you.
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